Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Is it really that hard?

I love McDonald's. I know it's disgusting, but I love it anyway. The meat and onions... yum! A while back I stopped eating the cheese to convince myself that it wasn't completely unhealthy. I know, I'm still fooling myself, but that's ok.

When we bought our new house, it turns out to be a block from McDonald's. I thought, this is excellent! An easy walk to pick up my usual Quarter Pounder Meal with no cheese and a Coke for $4.86. What I didn't realize then was that this McDonald's is staffed by complete idiots all day every day.

Generally, if I go to McDonald's, I'm either in the drive-through or just getting it to go. If I had time to sit my ass down and eat a meal, I wouldn't be at McDonald's. When you get things to go, it's that much more annoying when they fuck up your order. I've come to learn that is a virtual lock at this particular establishment.

My last four orders have gone wrong in the following ways:

1. Cheese. I asked for no cheese. Fairly simple. Just leave it off.

2. No straw. This might seem fairly minor, but try drinking a full paper cup of Coke with no straw while driving down the freeway.

3. WITH cheese, NO onions. Those fuckers. Not only did they leave on the cheese I asked for them to take off, they took off the onions. Idiots.

4. One patty. What's wrong with one patty, you ask? Nothing, unless you ordered a double-burger. Idiots. It's bad enough that you have to ask for a double cheeseburger with no cheese for them to understand what you want. But to get it wrapped in a double cheeseburger paper with the special no cheese tag and find that there is only one patty. Morons.

Ok, that's the end of my rant for the moment.

Now I'm hungry.

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